I'm 25, but I forget sometimes
and I don't think anyone would know
unless I told them
I swam in a kiddie pool today
with Daisy and Drew
held my head underwater
splashed around
I got drunk in Charleston last week
and decided to be a kid then too
so I played in the fountain
and splashed some strangers
one of which, didn't find it funny
so she hid my shoes
and threw my glasses in my bushes
and hurt my feelings
I didn't know why she was being mean
it wasn't until the morning
when my mind was clear
that I realized people don't take kindly
to being splashed by strangers
once they grow up